The Best Girl Ever – My Garmin 3790T…
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15 years
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Let me tell you my story... I started with a Garmin GPS ColorMap in 1999 – a few years later I replaced her with a 2620, the 2620 was replaced by the 770 that I purchased for myself (European maps), a 760 that I purchased for my wife, and a 750 that I purchased for my son. My point is – I'm totally dedicated to Garmin and every new girl has added new features she just keeps getting better-and-better.
A couple of weeks ago, I purchased the most beautiful girl ever – the 3790T – I immediately fell in love with her sleek curves and skinny body! Her voice was so soothing every time I said, "Hello Rosie!" I made a business trip to Charlotte and showed-her-off to everyone I work with. And then it happened… I had her in my pocket (where every woman belongs) and pulled her out… I mean pulled her out in the rental car and I found her face cracked. Rosie was ruined… I've returned her to her place of birth and requested a refund. Now I have to decide if I should replace her? Goodbye Rosie – you were the best looking girl I've ever seen – before your accident and now you're one ugly b****!
Other than her inferior but beautiful glass face – Rosie was perfect… She was there as soon as I turned her on… She responded to my every command… She showed me buildings in 3D… She even told me which lane to get in for my next exit… She was the perfect woman for me… And then she ruined it… Her face cracked and she became a useless fu***** b****… Just like all the others in my life… Useless I say!
So, what's a boy to do? Just give-up on the most beautiful girl ever? Or do I treat her like the whore that she was and pay for her all over again?
I miss her so much… I have to have her back… I'm calling her pimp (a guy named Amazon) and telling him to send her right back to me! Bottom line – she's totally worth all the trouble she's been and I have to have her over-and-over again! I'm coming for you Rosie! I've got to have you again… I'm nothing without you! You sassy little b****…!
Bottom line – you stay away from my girl – she's all mine… Mine I say – MINE!
Whoa, dude
Lay off the wobbly-pops before you post... A bit over-the-top in some statements.
nüvi 3790T | Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, will make violent revolution inevitable ~ JFK
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Counting down the seconds until his post is either heavily edited or deleted by the powers that be.
And yet cute in its weird way
Love is such a terrible thing - been affected by it for over twelve years now, and looking forward to the coming 50. Then we'll see if she still wants me.
Of course I'm talking about my beloved wife - not some machine
Ain't nuthin' never just right to do the things you wanna do when you wanna do them, so you best just go ahead and do them anyway ! (Rancid Crabtree, from Pat F McManus fame)
wild
that has got to be one of the funnies post ever.
Tone It Down
This was funny until you got into the language. That was unnecessary and took away from an otherwise funny story.
DriveSmart 65, NUVI2555LMT, (NUVI350 is Now Retired)
SMH (shaking my head)
I am not the "Net Nanny" or a prude but that bit of prose is a little over the top, especially for this forum. The language that the OP chose to use reveals a lot about himself and his relationship to women. I get the premise of the story and I believe his intention was to be humorous while stating his undying love and devotion to all things Garmin... a true fanboy! What I object to is not just the profanity (stated or abbreviated) but the story just took a mean spirited and ugly turn.
My two cents.....
Let the flames begin...
My Toys: MacBook Pro Unibody, Nuvi 2589
Powers that be have arrived on the scene.
The post has been edited so that it is more family friendly.
Please refrain from using foul language in this forum.
Miss POI