Factory Joke Thread – February 2015
Sun, 02/01/2015 - 1:05am
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Have fun....
~Angela
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Frequently Asked Questions
Sensitive Beer
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!
Hey????
Where's the Joke thread for March?
Never argue with a pig. It makes you look foolish and it anoys the hell out of the pig!
March Joke
I can see the March joke when I look out my window.
A bad joke it is. more snow and ice.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!
Send it...
I can see the March joke when I look out my window.
A bad joke it is. more snow and ice.
Please send it to California. We need the water.
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March ?
You saw your shadow and we get 6 more weeks of February.
At least I don't have to change my bookmark to Factory Joke Thread - March 2015.