What is your favorite funny bumper sticker?
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 2:06pm
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Along with the joke thread, I would like to hear everyone's favorite funny bumper sticker.
My old truck had one that said "Our gene pool needs chlorine"
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Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
You say heretic like it's a bad thing.
Haven't Seen That One But...
"My poodle is smarter than your honor student."
Saw one that said "My Border Collie is Smarter Than Your Honor Student"
Shooter N32 39 W97 25 VIA 1535TM, Lexus built-in, TomTom Go
Love that one
Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
I've used this one as a tag line for years.
I even have a custom made button with that saying and the picture "The Scream"
GPSMAP 76CSx - nüvi 760 - nüvi 200 - GPSMAP 78S
No clue...
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
I had that on my door at work for a while but NOBODY in the office got it - even after I tried to explain it to them. Sigh...
GPSMAP 76CSx - nüvi 760 - nüvi 200 - GPSMAP 78S
Sigh
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I had that on my door at work for a while but NOBODY in the office got it - even after I tried to explain it to them. Sigh...
Yeah. Me too. It's a shame, especially in an IT shop.
NUVI40 Kingsport TN
half on half off
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
A little off topic but I always wanted to have my abbreviated wedding date be in binary. Even had my friend save the dates on her calendar to officiate. Unfortunately couldn't find anyone interesting enough to marry before the last date available.
On topic: The last bumper sticker to make me LOL.
Bondage is KNOT for everyone!
~Angela
No Way!
...couldn't find anyone interesting enough to marry ....
I find that hard to believe!
NUVI40 Kingsport TN
CSI:
...can't stand idiots.
"It's not where you start, but where you end up." Where am I and what am I doing in this hand basket?
Like
...can't stand idiots.
I would love to have that, but don't want to risk having some idiot try to remove it and scar my truck.
NUVI40 Kingsport TN
My wife wanted one made up I
My wife wanted one made up
I love my job, just can't stand the a______________oles I work with.
All the worlds indeed a stage and we are merely players. Rush
Gray haired lady's car
Laundry, Dishes, Vacuuming
There’s a napp for that.
1490LMT 1450LMT 295w
Love
If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it. Saw this one on the back of a pick-up truck in Tennessee.
"Everything I need can be found in the presence of God. Every. Single. Thing." Charley Hartmann 2/11/1956-6/11/2022
Sounds like mine
If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it. Saw this one on the back of a pick-up truck in Tennessee.
I had that on the back of my old pickup, in Tennessee, several years ago.
NUVI40 Kingsport TN
The old "How's My Driving
The old "How's My Driving Call 1-800-EAT-SH**" used to make me laugh for hours.
On a pick up truck
Yes this is my truck and NO, I won't help you move.
Popular Lake Tahoe sticker
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Nuvi 2595 LMT When you come to a fork in the road- take it. (Leo)
Truck
Yes this is my truck and NO, I won't help you move.
Yes this is my truck and NO, I won't pull you out of that ditch.
Frank DriveSmart66 37.322760, -79.511267
License plate on a smartcar
URATOY
Old Favorite
"It's not that you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers"
Tuckahoe Mike - Nuvi 3490LMT, Nuvi 260W, iPhone X, Mazda MX-5 Nav
Dad Farted
Saw one about two weeks ago. Liked it so much, that I took a pnoto.
"Dad Farted and I can't get out"
DriveSmart 65, NUVI2555LMT, (NUVI350 is Now Retired)
sticker
I've read about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.
Dudlee
bumper stickers
my 2 favorite bumper stickers are:
If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
Jesus is coming...look busy!
I'm not old, your music really does suck
... on a car in the parking lot of Starving Musician
and another:
E Clampus Vitus
No Known Cure
That's a California thing...
Nuvi 2460, 680, DATUM Tymserve 2100, Trimble Thunderbolt, Ham radio, Macintosh, Linux, Windows
This Sums It Up Nicely
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
When you are dead, you don’t know that you are dead. It is only difficult for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.
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To go with the other Smart Car bumper sticker above.
BABY BENZ
On my 1998 Lincoln Mark VIII.
LAST MRK
'98 was the last year Lincoln made a Mark.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. - Yogi Berra
that
one that says think globally, act locally. It's been my experience that most people with political/social bumper stickers drive like jerks. Based on the bumper sticker, that is a whole globe full of jerks!
Funny and ironic
Illiterate? Want to learn to read?
Call 800.555.1212
On a Smart
Shown Actual Size
NUVI40 Kingsport TN
On a Soccer Mom mini-van:
"My other car is a BROOM"
"Primum Non Nocere" 2595LMT Clear Channel and Navteq Traffic
I lke this..
My wife...yes, my dog...maybe, my guns...Never !.
dysonsk
bumper stickers
Watch out for the IDIOT behind me!
PETA: People Eating Tatsy
PETA: People Eating Tatsy Animals
. 2 Garmin DriveSmart 61 LMT-S, Nuvi 2689, 2 Nuvi 2460, Zumo 450, Uniden R3 radar detector with GPS built in, includes RLC info. Uconnect 430N Garmin based, built into my Jeep. .
+1
"If you can read this, my Bitch fell off"
Always enjoyed this
I saw one a few years back...
...that has always stuck with me. "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it." Maybe I'm a little sick, but it gave me a chuckle.
"Everything I need can be found in the presence of God. Every. Single. Thing." Charley Hartmann 2/11/1956-6/11/2022
Lol
Lol
Gattina11
Petrolcide
I saw this bumper sticker at an electric vehicle event: It was a stick figure person holding a gas pump nozzle to the side of its head.
Bumper Sticker
I always like this one :
Hire a teenager now while they know it all!
and this one will show your age......
I SHOT J R !
DGN MTF, IBA, MOA, BMW 1200GSA My picture...I was doing a charity ride in Georgia, got my picture with my bike and mural required...then a nice lady ask if she could take my picture...I agreed...when I downloaded this is what I got... just call me M
Peace
Vizualize Whirled Peas.
Origin?
...
On my 1998 Lincoln Mark VIII.
LAST MRK
'98 was the last year Lincoln made a Mark.
Is that the origin of your username?
Shooter N32 39 W97 25 VIA 1535TM, Lexus built-in, TomTom Go
Warning: Bumper falls off
Warning: Bumper falls off
Education
“If you can read this, thank your English teacher”
Veteran
“If you can read this, thank your English teacher”
I want one that says
"If you can read this in English, thank a Veteran"
NUVI40 Kingsport TN
Vizualize Whirled Peas.
inventive
Truth
Your government is working hard to entertain you.
"I have an .45 ACP because
"I have an .45 ACP because shooting twice is just stupid"
Wish I could insert an image link...
Too bad, you won't see my trailer wheel cover, now
Ain't nuthin' never just right to do the things you wanna do when you wanna do them, so you best just go ahead and do them anyway ! (Rancid Crabtree, from Pat F McManus fame)
Yep
Gun control is being able to hit what you aim at.