What is your favorite funny bumper sticker?
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 2:06pm
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Along with the joke thread, I would like to hear everyone's favorite funny bumper sticker.
My old truck had one that said "Our gene pool needs chlorine"
Eldrly Bumper Stickers
CREMATION THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX
I'M RETIRED. I WAS TIRED YESTERDAY AND I AM TIRED TODAY
I WAS TAUGHT TO RESPECT MY ELDERS. NOW I HAVE NO ONE TO RESPECT
i ASKED MY WIFE IF OLDER MEN WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS. SHE SAID DEPENDS
I'M SO OLD THAT I DO NOT BUY GREEN BANANAS
FOOD HAS REPLACED SEX IN MY LIFE. NOW I CAN'T GET INTO MY OWN PANTS
SOME DAYS I WAKE UP GRUMPY AND OTHER DAYS I LET HER SLEEP
I'M SO OLD THAT WHEN I EAT OUT THEY ASK FOR THE MONEY UP FRONT
I'M NOT OLD. I'M CHRONOLOGICALLY GIFTED
Saw this on a pickup a
Saw this on a pickup a couple of months ago... "I got this truck for my wife. Good Trade, huh?"
Had this in my car window
Took it down after getting tired of explaining it: "Common Sense is an Oxymoron"
*Keith* MacBook Pro *wifi iPad(2012) w/BadElf GPS & iPhone6 + Navigon*
Today on a BIG pickup
Maybe you could drive better if you had that phone stuck up your a$$.
1490LMT 1450LMT 295w
License Plate on the front
License Plate on the front of a car (must be read in the rear view mirror):
3MTAE
.
. 2 Garmin DriveSmart 61 LMT-S, Nuvi 2689, 2 Nuvi 2460, Zumo 450, Uniden R3 radar detector with GPS built in, includes RLC info. Uconnect 430N Garmin based, built into my Jeep. .
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My wife had one that said "Men are idiots and I married their King"
Someone scraped it off.
Someone?
License Plate on the front
License Plate on the front of a car (must be read in the rear view mirror):
3MTAE
.
The way I heard it was: 3M TA3
I saw this on a Toyota
(can be read in the rear view mirror):
ATOYOTA
Mark
Funniest I've seen
Smile, Jesus loves you...Everyone else thinks your an A$$hole.
Saw that on a sunday afternoon after church, took about 3 minutes to smile, then I just started to bust a gut
Harry to the Corps
Favorite bumper sticker
My favorite is "My other car is up my nose".
an94
4 Favorites
"Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother In-Laws Picture On A Milk Carton"
"My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At Pelican Bay State Prison"
"I'm Third, I Don't Try At All"
"If Hell Freezes Over, I'll Ski There Too!"
Yea
I forgot the space
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Had to take it off.
Had one with this on it for a short time...
√-1 8 Σ π & likd it.
and had to take it off because quite often I'd get questioned at a stop light or quizzed in a parking lot to decipher it.
Yum!
√-1 8 Σ π & likd it.
It was good, amirite?
Garmin nüvi 3597LMTHD, 3760 LMT, & 255LMT, - "Those who wish for fairness without first protecting freedom will end up with neither freedom nor fairness." - Milton Friedman
YES !
Very good........of course !
I Miss My "Got All The Causes Covered" Sticker On My Old Car....
....Nuke A Gay Whale For Jesus.
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe(')
Not me
My wife had one that said "Men are idiots and I married their King"
Someone scraped it off.
Someone?
Wasn't me. Some guy at her work told her he was offended by it. The next day it was gone.
NUVI40 Kingsport TN
Every Wednesday!
√-1 8 Σ π & likd it.
http://www.bakerssquare.com/pierush/
-Quest, Nuvi 1390T
The Prince Is Not Sensible
My wife had one that said "Men are idiots and I married their King"
Someone scraped it off.
Someone?
Wasn't me. Some guy at her work told her he was offended by it. The next day it was gone.
Very likely not "offended", actually the Crown Prince himself.
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe(')
Front of truck
I knew a guy who had one on the FRONT bumper of his pickup. It said, "Here, Kitty, Kitty).
He belonged to the DPS (dead pet society) and was trying to make "sailcats". He said that once they were flattened and dried they could be used as frisbees...
GPSMAP 76CSx - nüvi 760 - nüvi 200 - GPSMAP 78S
George Strait has one
It say's Honk If You Honky Tonk.
http://tinyurl.com/c99r3u4
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. - Yogi Berra
One eye monster
One eye monster
Woof
"My poodle is smarter than your honor student."
The Moose Is Loose! nuvi 760
If you don't like the way I
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.
Silence is golden but duct
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver
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ROTFLWS
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver
I don't know why this is so funny, but I'm
Rolling On The Floor Laughing (with Snort)
NUVI40 Kingsport TN
Also
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver
Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
The Moose Is Loose! nuvi 760
dont laugh mister your
dont laugh mister your daughter is in here
Parents
Can't live with them,
Can't live without their money.
Another
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
1490LMT 1450LMT 295w
started with nothing
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
These are good.
These are good.
And So True...
Put down the phone and drive
TRUST ME you're not that important!
Nuvi 2598LMTHD
My Old One
I had one on my Trans Am back in the 70's that read:
"Don't laugh Mr., your daughter might be in here"
How's my driving?
How's my driving? 800-EAT-S#$%
Madness
Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
NUVI40 Kingsport TN
Petrolcide
A stick figure holding a gas pump nozzle to his head like a gun. I saw one once, and have been trying to find one for my electric S-10 pick-up truck.
hey now
hey now
Is this the one?
A stick figure holding a gas pump nozzle to his head like a gun. I saw one once, and have been trying to find one for my electric S-10 pick-up truck.
http://www.clipartof.com/portfolio/pauloresende/illustration...
Streetpilot C340 Nuvi 2595 LMT
I Have One Similar
And I have this one posted on my truck's back window: "JESUS LOVES YOU, The rest of us think you're an a*#hole."
On my car:
"JESUS LOVES YOU, The rest of us know you're a JERK!"
It's marginally more family friendly.
sticker
This one I like..
Diesel Fumes....
Diesel fumes make me horny.
Should get this for my TDI
Streetpilot C340 Nuvi 2595 LMT
DOH!!
DOH!!
nuvi 250 --> 1250T --> 265T Lost my 1250T
HA! DOH!
HA! DOH!
nuvi 250 --> 1250T --> 265T Lost my 1250T
Since I haven't seen anyone post it yet...
I always liked "Visualize Whirled Peas"
Bumpersnicker
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
Huh?
√-1 8 Σ π & likd it.
http://www.bakerssquare.com/pierush/
I still don't get it. Can someone explain this puzzle to me?
"No misfortune is so bad that whining about it won't make it worse."
It's Mathematical...
√-1 8 Σ π & likd it.
http://www.bakerssquare.com/pierush/
I still don't get it. Can someone explain this puzzle to me?
√-1 = Square root of negative 1, which is an imaginary number (i)
8 = Eight
Σ = Sigma, the mathematical symbol for sum (total)
π = Pi
I ate some pie...
The Moose Is Loose! nuvi 760
Math bumper sticker
A friend has the following:
Honk if you believe the Riemann Hypothesis.
Streetpilot C340 Nuvi 2595 LMT
10
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
NUVI40 Kingsport TN
toaster
"You were just passed by a toaster" on the back of a Scion.