Factory Joke Thread – April 2026
Wed, 04/01/2026 - 12:36am
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Harleys
Did you know 98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home.
Gentleman
Gentleman
A gentleman was cowering in the corner.
Einstein approached him with outstretched hand
and asked his IQ. “Well, my IQ is only 75,”
stated the man quietly. "That’s great as well, my friend,"
stated Einstein, “Where do you think interest rates are headed?”
johnm405 660 & MSS&T
Grandma
My grandmother died in the 70s' but her birthday is coming up and it causes me to reminisce.
The long walks we used to take to the shops in town, the 5 cents she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or cleaning off the driveway.
Her soothing words when I would get hurt; but the thing I remember most is her sage advice.
Once when I was 13, we were sitting in the park enjoying a cookie and a coke.
She told me that one day I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.
"Always remember", she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small fingers and hands".
"How come Grandma?" I asked.
She smiled and said gently, "makes your dick look bigger"
Grandma was really special!!
Nuvi 2797LMT, 3790 LMT, DriveSmart 50 LMT-HD, Using Windows 10. DashCam A108C with GPS.
A limerick for Easter
There was an old lady from Sod,
Who thought all babies came from God!
It wasn’t the Allmighty
Who lifted her nighty,
It was Roger, the lodger, by god!
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My friends keep insisting that I have no sense of humor
I think they're joking
A limerick for Easter
Wow wow
Food for thought:
Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago?
(Nobody complains about that anymore.)
Maybe that's what Castor Oil cured,
because I never hear mothers threatening kids with Castor Oil anymore.
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The Big City Social Worker
A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory. While familiarizing herself with her new territory, she came upon a tiny cabin.
Intrigued, she knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?"
A child's voice answered, "Yep."
"Is your Father there?"
"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in."
"Well, is your Mother there?"
"Nope, Ma left just before I got here."
Thinking she had a violation to report, she queries... "Are you ever together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here. This is the outhouse!"