Factory Joke Thread – April 2026

 

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Harleys

Did you know 98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road?

The other 2% made it home.

Gentleman

Gentleman

A gentleman was cowering in the corner.
Einstein approached him with outstretched hand
and asked his IQ. “Well, my IQ is only 75,”
stated the man quietly. "That’s great as well, my friend,"
stated Einstein, “Where do you think interest rates are headed?”

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johnm405 660 & MSS&T

Grandma

My grandmother died in the 70s' but her birthday is coming up and it causes me to reminisce.
The long walks we used to take to the shops in town, the 5 cents she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or cleaning off the driveway.
Her soothing words when I would get hurt; but the thing I remember most is her sage advice.

Once when I was 13, we were sitting in the park enjoying a cookie and a coke.
She told me that one day I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.
"Always remember", she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small fingers and hands".

"How come Grandma?" I asked.

She smiled and said gently, "makes your dick look bigger"

Grandma was really special!!

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Nuvi 2797LMT, 3790 LMT, DriveSmart 50 LMT-HD, Using Windows 10. DashCam A108C with GPS.