exercises in futility

 

What are some exercises in futility (or stupidity) you can think of?

Here's an example or two to get started:

Slam a revolving door.

Herd squirrels through the forest.

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Trying to direct people…

…in the security checkpoint lines at Costco. Saw an employee at Costco try this the other day. It was like trying to herd cats. Thankfully, I was observing, not trying to go through the line.

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A Few:

Going up the down escalator.

Trying to loose weight.

Urinating on an electric fence.

Arguing with a cop.

Arguing with my wife.

Trying to understand cryptocurrency.

Debating politics with the

Debating politics with the other side........

Responding to this

Responding to this thread......

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I never get lost, but I do explore new territory every now and then.