Factory Joke Thread – August 2021

 

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Zoo

What’s the difference between a Northern Zoo and a Southern Zoo?

Southern Zoos have a recipe on the name plaque.

Zoo

Sorry connection and a double click

Settings

JebNY wrote:

Sorry connection and a double click

Maybe get into your mouse settings and chose a slower "Double Click" speed to prevent that.

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Nuvi 2797LMT, DriveSmart 50 LMT-HD, Using Windows 10. DashCam A108C with GPS.

A man is visiting friends in Alabama and needs a drink

He walks in and orders a glass of wine. Everyone sitting around the bar looks up expecting to see a flamboyant yankee. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and asks “ you ain’t from around here are you?”

“No sir,” He says, “I’m from Minnesota”

“ What the hell do you do in Minnesota” the bartender asks.

“Im a taxidermist!” The man replies.

“What the hell is that!?” The bartender asks.

The guy says nervously “ I umm, mount dead animals”

The bartender smiles and shouts out to the whole bar “ it’s ok fellas, he’s one of us!”

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

gGod Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me…"

Adam Said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God Said, "Go down Into that Valley."

Adam said, "What's A valley?"

God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the River."

Adam said, "What's a River?"

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the Hill....."

Adam said, "What is a Hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On

The Other side of the Hill you will find a Cave."

Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'

After God explained, He Said, "In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam said, "What's a Woman?'

So God explained That to him, too. Then, God said, 'I Want you To Reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do That?"

God first said (under His breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down Into The valley, Across the river, and

Over the hill, Into the Cave, and finds the Woman.

Then, in five minutes, he was back.

God, His patience wearing thin, said Angrily, "What is It Now?"

And Adam said.... "What's a Headache?!

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

gA bumblebee and a honeybee meet on the corner.

The bumblebee says "Hey, little bro, how's it going?" and the honeybee says "Oh, so, so bad. It's been a horrible summer, hardly any flowers, and there's next to nothing in the hive."

"I can give you a hot tip," says the bumblebee. "Go half a block south, then fly over the house to tbe back yard. There's a bar mitzvah going on and there's more floral displays than you've ever seen, and they've even got bowls of sugar and glasses of fruit juice - you should make out like a boss!"

"Gosh, thanks!" says the honeybee, and flies off. Hours later, the two bump into each other again. "Thanks for the great tip," says the honeybee, "that's just about saved the hive."

"Good," says the bumblebee, "but... what's that on your head?"

"That's a yarmulke," says the honeybee, "I didn't want them thinking I'm a wasp".

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!
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