Factory Joke Thread – June 2017

 

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The raffle

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’
Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
Chuck said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’
The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’
Chuck said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell any body he’s dead.’
A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’
Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.’
The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.’

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

Picture

Your new picture looks very nice

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

Quick Groaners

FLATTERY: telling a person exactly what he thinks of himself.

Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

The Will

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
o My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
o My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
o My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
o "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property ? .... the asshole had a paper route!"

I have seen m all!!!

I have seen m all!!!

Funny...and I can share it

Funny...and I can share it with the kids!

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Maps -> Wife -> Garmin 12XL -> StreetPilot 2610 -> Nuvi 660 (blown speaker) -> Nuvi 3790LMT

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

An aircraft flying with a blonde co-pilot

An aircraft is flying with a blonde co-pilot.
The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help Me! Please Help Me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position!"
"I'm 5'4 and in the front seat of the plane."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven........"

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

Good One!!!

Good One!!!

--
Kingston, Tennessee

Heard it on TV

Sometimes when you go to the bathroom fast, you are "Russian".
When you get out, you're "Finish".
But what are you when you're IN the bathroom:.... "European"

Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing!
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.
He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.

Gossip

Oldie but a goody.

"You don't know how fast you

"You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, eh?"

Two oilfield workers from North Dakota were on a trip Texas

They went to sign on with a new drilling contractor when they were pulled over by a State Trooper.
The trooper walked up and tapped on the driver-side window with his nightstick.
The roughneck rolled down the window and WHACK - the trooper smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the heck was that for?" the roughneck asked.
"You're in Texas, " the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
The trooper ran a check on the license and the roughneck was clean, so he gave him his license back.
The trooper then walked around to the passenger side and tapped on the window and the other roughneck rolled down the window and WHACK - the trooper smacked him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the roughneck demanded.
"Making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the roughneck asked.
"I know you roughneck types," The trooper said. "A hundred feet down the road, you would've turned to your buddy and said, 'I wish that SOB would've tried that on me!'"

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

Mistyped text

A guy, arriving at the hotel in his dream vacation, sends his wife an SMS but he accidentally mistyped her number...
...the text went to a widow, which had just attended to her husband funeral.
When she read the message she instantly passed out. Here's the message:
"Hey, babe, this place is so peaceful. You're coming next week, I just made your reservation. I miss you so much. Bring light clothes cause the temperature here is hellish. Xoxo"

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

Never Underestimae The Value Of A Dime

A Pollock and Bohemian were discussing how far each could
make a dime reach and agreed to try it and meet a few days later
to see who got the most out of the dime.

The Bohemian bought a cigar and smoked 1/3 the first day and saved the ashes. He smoked 1/3 the second day and saved the ashes. He smoked 1/3 the third day and saved the ashes, on the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer on her roses.

He told the Pollock "I know you could not beat that for stretching a dime

The Pollock said I got you beat. I bought a polish sausage for my dime. The first day I ate 1/2 and the second day I ate 1/2. The third day I used the skin for a rubber and the forth day I took a crap in the skin and sewed it back up. The fifth day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like shit. He said it did smell like shit and gave me my dime back.

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johnm405 660 & MSS&T

The old piano player

A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender.

"I'd like to apply for the job," he said. "I was a Navy Sea Wolf pilot, flying Huey`s in support of the Navy SEALS, spec war operators back in 'Nam, but when they retired the Sea Wolves, all the thrill was gone, and soon they cashed me in as well. I learned to play the piano at Officers' Club happy hours, so here I am."

The barkeep wasn't too sure about this doubtful looking old guy, but it had been quite a while since he had a piano player and business was falling off. So, why not give him a try.....?

The old pilot shuffled his way over to the piano while several patrons snickered. By the time he was into his third bar of music, every voice was silenced. What followed was a rhapsody of soaring music unlike anything heard in the bar before. When he finished there wasn't a dry eye in the place.

The bartender took the old Sea Wolf pilot a beer and asked him the name of the song he had just played. It's called "Drop your Skivvies, Baby, I'm Going Balls To The Wall For You" he said. After along pull from the beer, leaving it empty, he said "I wrote it myself."

The bartender and the crowd winced at the title, but the piano player just went on into a knee-slapping, hand-clapping bit of ragtime that had the place jumping. After he finished, the Sea Wolf pilot acknowledged the applause, downed a second offered mug, and told the crowd the song was called, "Big Boobs Make My Afterburner Light."

He then launched into another mesmerizing song and everyone in the room was enthralled. He announced that it was the latest rendition of his song, "Spread 'em Baby, It's Foggy Out Tonight and I Need To See The Centerline", excused himself and headed for the john.

When he came out the bartender went over to him and said, "Hey, fly boy, the job is yours; but do you know your fly is open and your pecker is hanging out?"

"Know it?" the old fighter pilot replied, "Hell, I wrote it!"

Russian and Finnish

The way I heard the joke was the man on the way to the house was Russian, the man leaving was Finnish, and the man there was Himalayain.

That's music to my eyes...lol

That's music to my eyes...lol

Last of Quick Groaners-New Title Coming

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy!

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

In nuclear warfare all men are cremated equal.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

Jewish Firetruck

One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames.

The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around.

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I'll give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.

As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could save the company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Orthodox Jewish rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of ultra-Orthodox men over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, that little broken-down fire engine roared right past all the sleek newer engines that were parked outside the plant.

Without even slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the Chasidic old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Chasidic old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to thank each of the brave fire fighters personally.

The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Moishe Goldberg, the 70-year-old Fire Chief, "Da foist ting ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat f---king truck!"

When you are 70

I was standing at the veterans bar one night minding my own business when this FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you're seventy..............who cares?

**********
I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms,please."
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
I said, "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you're seventy..............who cares?

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I was talking to a young woman at the veterans bar last night and she said, "If you lost a few pounds,
had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said to her, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
Cost me a fat lip, but...
When you're seventy...............who cares?

**********
I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then... try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but...
When you're seventy...............who cares?

*********
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you're seventy...............who cares?

**********
I went to the veterans bar last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost me 6 more stitches, but...
When you're seventy...............who cares?

Chicken Surprise

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
‘Good grief, did you see that?’ she asks her husband. He hadn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
‘Please sir,’ says the waiter, ‘what you order?’
The husband replies, ‘Chicken Surprise’
‘Ah! So sorry,’ says the waiter, ‘I bring you Peeking Duck

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

The Irish Angler

The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched,

holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"

“Fishing”, replied the old man. Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink

with me." In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have

you caught today?"

"You are the eighth", says the old man.

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GPSmap76Cx handheld, Nuvi 2557LMT, Nuvfi 2598LMTHD

Fired

The worst part of working for the Department of Unemployment?

When you get fired you still have to show up the next day.

He did not see it comming

Fired

grin

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Nüvi 255WT with nüMaps Lifetime North America born on 602117815 / Nüvi 3597LMTHD born on 805972514

Funny voicemail

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

Conductor

There was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living.

He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

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DougJ - Ottawa, ON, CA

John was unable to choose between two girls...

So he asked his friend Gary for help deciding which girl to be with.
John: I'm devoted to Kate but Edith is my dream girl, she's all I've ever wanted.
Gary: Then you should be with Edith.
John: But I love Kate and could never leave her...
Gary: Then you should stay with Kate.
John: But I also want to be with Edith, I can't miss this opportunity!
Gary: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

SORRY for the bad pun

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

Philosophers of the Past Century

~ Jean Kerr...
The only reason they say “Women and children first” is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

~ Prince Philip...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

~ Emo Philips...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

~ Harrison Ford...
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

~ Spike Milligan...
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.

~ Jean Rostand...
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars, but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

~ WH Auden...
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

~ Jonathan Katz...
In hotel rooms, I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.

~ Johnny Carson...
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.

~ Steve Martin...
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

~ Jimmy Durante...
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

~ Doug Hanwell...
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.

~ George Roberts...
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

~ Jonathan Winters...
If God had intended us to fly, he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

~ Robert Benchley...
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

~ John Glenn...
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

~ David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
~ Howard Hughes...
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.

~ Old Italian proverb...
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

Good One!!!

Good One!!!

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Kingston, Tennessee

Got one question

jale wrote:

Sometimes when you go to the bathroom fast, you are "Russian".
When you get out, you're "Finish".
But what are you when you're IN the bathroom:.... "European"

And just when might you be Himalayan!? wink

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Freedom isn't free...thank you veterans! Heard about the tests to detect PANCREATIC CANCER? There aren't any! In Memoriam: #77 NYPD-SCA/Seattle Mike/Joe S./Vinny D./RTC...and God bless Donald Trump!

Ouch!

wdjohnson2 wrote:

There was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living.

He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

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Freedom isn't free...thank you veterans! Heard about the tests to detect PANCREATIC CANCER? There aren't any! In Memoriam: #77 NYPD-SCA/Seattle Mike/Joe S./Vinny D./RTC...and God bless Donald Trump!

Oy vey!

TheBeachBum wrote:

One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames.

The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around.

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I'll give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.

As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could save the company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Orthodox Jewish rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of ultra-Orthodox men over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, that little broken-down fire engine roared right past all the sleek newer engines that were parked outside the plant.

Without even slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the Chasidic old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Chasidic old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to thank each of the brave fire fighters personally.

The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Moishe Goldberg, the 70-year-old Fire Chief, "Da foist ting ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat f---king truck!"

A good one!

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Freedom isn't free...thank you veterans! Heard about the tests to detect PANCREATIC CANCER? There aren't any! In Memoriam: #77 NYPD-SCA/Seattle Mike/Joe S./Vinny D./RTC...and God bless Donald Trump!

Golfing with the wife

I woke up in the hospital emergency ward. The intern came over and asked me if I knew what happen to bring me to the hospital. I explained, "Well, I was playing golf with my wife. I had been having a great game but unfortunately she was not.

On the 15th tee I hit a beautiful shot, 270 yards straight down the fairway. My wife steps up and hits a tremendous slice that leaves the course and lands in the pasture out of bounds.

We both went looking for the ball. Just as we were about to give up I spotted a glint of white coming from a cow's behind, just under its tail. I lifted the tail to make sure. Then I called to my wife saying, “Here, honey, this looks like yours.”

“That was the last thing I remember.”

What?

Mike L. wrote:
jale wrote:

Sometimes when you go to the bathroom fast, you are "Russian".
When you get out, you're "Finish".
But what are you when you're IN the bathroom:.... "European"

And just when might you be Himalayan!? wink

I hate to recognize it, but I don't understand that "Himalayan" thing. Translate for me please...

recognisable

jale wrote:
Mike L. wrote:
jale wrote:

Sometimes when you go to the bathroom fast, you are "Russian".
When you get out, you're "Finish".
But what are you when you're IN the bathroom:.... "European"

And just when might you be Himalayan!? wink

I hate to recognize it, but I don't understand that "Himalayan" thing. Translate for me please...

in the manner of a chicken laying an egg

him, a laying

a large lump of

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If only ..

What is a rabbit's favourite

What is a rabbit's favourite music?
Hip hop!

paint

jpac wrote:

What is a rabbit's favourite music?
Hip hop!

Me a picture

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Never argue with a pig. It makes you look foolish and it anoys the hell out of the pig!

Booo

Timantide wrote:

An aircraft is flying with a blonde co-pilot.
The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help Me! Please Help Me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position!"
"I'm 5'4 and in the front seat of the plane."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven........"

Understand the poor terminology necessary for the joke - but it's altitude not height --- poor girl probably misunderstood wink

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Garmin Nuvi 2595LMT

Whales

What do you call a bunch of whales playing musical instruments.

An Orca-stra!

I Nearly Became A Doctor

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today. The rest of us are posting Jokes on POI Factory.

Himalayian follow up

The Himalayian was in a joke regarding the person in the house of ill repute, not a toilet. And a person of your nationality of choice was walking by without going in.

doctor

TheBeachBum wrote:

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today. The rest of us are posting Jokes on POI Factory.

I wanted to be a brain surgeon but I had no reference material to reference to !

Thats why I work for the government...lol

TheBeachBum wrote:

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today. The rest of us are posting Jokes on POI Factory.

Like it centurion, nice one,

Like it centurion, nice one, nice one. smile

Nice one

kurzemnieks wrote:

The worst part of working for the Department of Unemployment?

When you get fired you still have to show up the next day.

Like it centurion, nice one, nice one. smile

Please delete above non quote.

Good One!!!

Good One!!!

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Kingston, Tennessee

Paddy texts his wife...

"Margie, I’m just having one more pint with the lads.

If I’m not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.”

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