Factory Joke Thread – December 2013
Sun, 12/01/2013 - 7:14am
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Have fun....
~Angela
Frequently Asked Questions
Good One!!!!
Good One!!!!
Kingston, Tennessee
Yup ...
... "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her up and put her on my desk, next to my new laptop." "Really?" asked the second IT guy. "You got a new laptop?"
Sadly, after working with IT nerds (and being one myself) for 34 years, this is too realistic to be funny!
You sure got that right
Nuvi 2460
It pays to be old.
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars. Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.
"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Sally said, "No."
Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning"
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . "
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."
nuvi 855. Life is not fair. I don't care who told you it is.
New Years Eve Advice
To my family and friends, be safe and responsible on this New Years Eve.
- If you are drinking, please call a taxi instead of risking a DUI.
- If there is drunk with a big mouth, ignore and walk away.
- If that drunk with the big mouth is still blabbing, a quick but decisive punch to the throat will do the trick. Make sure your taxi is waiting outside first.
*Keith* MacBook Pro *wifi iPad(2012) w/BadElf GPS & iPhone6 + Navigon*
It's the ice
Vodka on Ice: dangerous for your kidneys
Gin on the rocks: dangerous for your brain
Scotch on the rocks: dangerous for your heart
Martini (shaken OR stirred): dangerous for your liver
It seems that these ice cubes are extremely dangerous for your health....
New Year
Happy New Year!