Factory Joke Thread – January 2023
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Corduroy
Did you know corduroy pillows were really in style in the 1970s?
Well, at least they were making headlines!
Good One!!
Good One!!
Kingston, Tennessee
A Psychiatrist is Canada
A psychiatrist in Canada was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, (from Ontario) Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, (from Manitoba) Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce (from BC): "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, (from Newfoundland) Carol, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
-Quest, Nuvi 1390T
That’s a repeat, see page 1
A psychiatrist in Canada was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, (from Ontario) Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, (from Manitoba) Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce (from BC): "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, (from Newfoundland) Carol, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
Repeat, I posted this a few days ago.
John from PA
So wise
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Random...
Id like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
GPSMAP 76CSx - nüvi 760 - nüvi 200 - GPSMAP 78S
Random
I like
Mother Superior
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where Mother Superior was taking a shower.
“There is a blind man to see you,” the nun announced.
“Send him to my quarters,” Mother Superior replied, thinking there was no need to hurry and get dressed if he was blind.
The blind man walks into her room, and Mother Superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on.
Several minutes later, the man interrupts: “That’s nice and all, ma’am, but really, you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds?”
Good one
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Just shows that wisdom and knowledge are two different things!
With God, all things are possible. ——State motto of the Great State of Ohio
Long Life
An elderly man attributed his long life to the fact that he ate a spoonful of gunpowder every day. When he finally died he left a huge crater where the crematorium used to be.