Factory Joke Thread – December 2021


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Can I Get A Push?

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 A.M. by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a very drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a ‘push.’

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3 in the morning!”

He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks.

“No, I did not, it’s 3 in the morning and it’s bloomin’ well pouring with rain out there!”

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! Even drunks deserve help.

The man, ashamed, does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

“Yes,” comes back the answer.

“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

“Over here… on the swing,” replied the drunk.

Christmas Jokes/Puns Finale

Rebel without a Claus.

Time to spruce things up.

You snow the drill.

Let's take an elfie.

Say it ain't snow.

You're sleigh-in' it
This is snow laughing matter.

I'm elf-taught

What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.

What do you get when you cross vampires and snowmen? Frostbite.

What do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.


No joke Have a healthy, safe and Happy New Year!

Goes into a bar

Old guy walks into a bar. He's dressed to kill, suit, tie and looking good. He pauses in the doorway and scans the room. The bar is empty except for a very attractive woman sitting in the last seat. The guy crosses the room and sits right next to the woman. He orders a drink, looks at the woman and says......

Do I come here often?

Goes Into A Bar

grin grin grin mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen

Good One!!

Good One!!

Kingston, Tennessee
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