Ode to My TomTom

 

I have a little TomTom
It sits there in my car
A TomTom is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are

I have a little TomTom
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My TomTom is my wife

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then
I could turn the darn thing off.

Author Unknown!!

Happy Thanksgiving to all!!

Hear! Hear!

...but where would we be without them?

And a Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

--
Shooter N32 39 W97 25 VIA 1535TM, Lexus built-in, TomTom Go

HUMMMM

Shooter wrote:

...but where would we be without them?

And a Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

THEM?? Are you referring to TomToms or Wives?? LOL

Garmin

I use Garmin and she tells me fine.
She demands to enjoy the turkey mine.

--
nüvi 750 & 760

Bravo!

Me too, a little TomTom
It ALWAYS seems to know.
But turn to wife
Inevitably

"Which way do you want me to go?"

Ha!

Smile of the week!!

Thanks....

Very entertaining.

--
RKF (Bethesda, MD) Garmin Nuvi 660, 360 & Street Pilot

Uhhh...

tendriver wrote:
Shooter wrote:

...but where would we be without them?

And a Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

THEM?? Are you referring to TomToms or Wives?? LOL

...both?

--
Shooter N32 39 W97 25 VIA 1535TM, Lexus built-in, TomTom Go