Factory Joke Thread – October 2026
Wed, 09/30/2026 - 6:00pm
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Blame
An expert is someone who is called in at the last minute to share the blame.
johnm405 660 & MSS&T
Doors
When one door closes and another opens, you're probably in prison.
Leave here with a laugh
I was sitting beside my husband on the couch when I said, “I love you.” He said, “Wow, is that you or the wine talking?” I responded, “It’s me… talking to the wine.”
From RV Travel Newsletter.
johnm405 660 & MSS&T
Bill
We went to a lovely restaurant last night and had the roast Pelican.
The food was great but the bill was enormous!
Sometimes also said to be
An expert is someone who is called in at the last minute to share the blame.
An "ex-pert" is a popular cynical joke or pun defined as an "ex" (a has-been) and a "spurt" (a drip under pressure)
John from PA
What do you call a broken boomerang?
A stick.
Tires
WANTED: The man who has been stealing wheels off police cars.
Cops are working tirelessly to catch him.
Plumbing
News Flash: The toilets were stolen from the police station over the weekend. Police have nothing to go on.
skydiving
INSTRUCTOR: Pull your chute!
ME: Pull my shoe?
INSTRUCTOR: Pull your parachute!
ME: Pull my pair of shoes?
CORONER: Where's his shoes?
Whales
Teacher: It is impossible for a whale to swallow a human.
Little Girl: Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Teacher: It is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human.
Little Girl: When I get to heaven, I'll ask him.
Teacher: What if Jonah goes to hell?
Little Girl: Then you ask him.
What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?
Purse
The police told the husband they would do everything they could to get his wife's stolen purse back.
He said take your time, the thief is spending a lot less than my wife!