Guess I've been promoted to a 2 star general
Let us know if your GPS starts calling you "Sir".
I thought you were a Navy man - you should be a Rear Admiral !
I think we are all two star generals.
Excuse me Sirs ^)
"I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General."
From "The Pirate Movie"?
Rear Admirals (upper half). One star would be Rear Admiral (Lower half)
Dunno if I wanna be rear anything lol
Ah a woman of the female persuasion! Wink wink lol What american school are you attending? How do you like the USA so far?
When my dad became a Rear Admiral, someone asked him if that meant he would steer the back of the ship.
The Pirates of Penzance
I work with cafeteria managers and I asked one over the phone (trying to get her on the internet),
"Ok, Do you see the BIG BLUE E for internet explorer" she said, "NO".
"Ok, so what is on your desktop", I asked.
She said, "A stapler, pen, paper, but I don't see how this helps my problem"
I had a secretary that thought the CD drive on the computer was a built-in drink holder.
Leads to the acronym... PICNIC... Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.
I usually end up saying that the problem was the nut behind the keyboard.
Computer 101... is the computer pluged in?
Reboot the computer.
No joke, that is what I tell our customers to do first and that takes care of 35-40% of the issues.
This is true, I tried to connect to the internet this morning (it work fine last night) while the bluetooth connection and service says it was good, it would not aquire an IP address . I am on the road and I'm using my PocketPC/Phone for internet sharing.
I made no changes, yet it did not work, rebooted the PocketPC twice thinking it was the problem but once I rebooted the laptop finelly received it's IP address and started access the net.
WOW......I'm a two star General.......lol
OMG, just reply to this site and two stars show up!!!
This makes my day, thank you!!!!!
I've replied... but no stars yet. Bummer.
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