Factory Joke Thread – April 2017

 

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what's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but his first love be the C.

seen on a T-Shirt

Constipated People Don't Give a Crap

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Funny

Good one

You're wrong

Box Car wrote:

Constipated People Don't Give a Crap

It's not that constipated people don't give a crap. They do. It's just that they CAN'T give a crap.

(I can't believe that I just prostituted myself with this dumb comment just to have an entry this week. Yuk.)

Phil

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"No misfortune is so bad that whining about it won't make it worse."

How can you spot a blind man

How can you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

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Stop or slow down

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff.

He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia.

The sheriff asks for license and registration
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The lawyer asks, "What for?"

The sheriff responds, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

The lawyer says, "I slowed down and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration please," say the sheriff impatiently.

The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket.

If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

The sheriff says, "That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle."

The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it.

The sheriff says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

Quick Groaners-Part 5

When does a car stop being a car?The second it turns into a driveway.

If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“Mom: „No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“

My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to church.

A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.His condition is now stable.

Groan...

And yet I read them all...LOL

Gush wrote:

When does a car stop being a car?The second it turns into a driveway.

If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“Mom: „No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“

My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to church.

A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.His condition is now stable.

Never complain about traffic again

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Build A Wall,, Build A Wall!!!

Timantide wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=17&v=O3kL6nMap2s

First, this might be a better link to the video

https://youtu.be/O3kL6nMap2s

Second, is this as a result of an immigration problem? Perhaps they need to build a wall! razz

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