Factory Joke Thread – June 2014

 

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Thanks.....

These were very clever.

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RKF (Brookeville, MD) Garmin Nuvi 660, 360 & Street Pilot

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ɐ‾nsǝɹ Just one click away from the end of the Internet

Good One!!!

Good One!!!

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Kingston, Tennessee

The Mightiest

Heard this one before but I laugh every time ... smile

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Nuvi 2460

Two silkworms had a race –

Two silkworms had a race – it ended in a tie.
No Sat-Nav was involved. wink

A "twist" on breakfast

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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Cleveland, OH Nuvi 780
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