It is so cold that ...

 

It is so cold that:

-Your Nuvi has formed a partnership with your w/your vehicle's temperature sensor. As you approach single digits the Nuvi starts flashing "I can find warmer POIs for you ... honest I can!"

-Take your Oregon out for a stroll in this weather & it too starts messaging: "Get inside fool, neither of us were designed for these temperatures, regardless what the advertisements say."

-It is so cold you remember younger days when you would go out skiing in weather like this. You just can't remember why. You are certainly glad you still remember how to dress for it though.

-It is so cold that cleaning up your accumulated GPX files on your units becomes more appealing than cleaning up your driveway again.

-It is so cold that you start looking for a freezing smiley. For want of a better I guess this combination will have to do neutral ... smile

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Tis cold enough here

It is so cold that I am glad I live in North Carolina, instead of Indiana!

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really cold

its colder than a witchs' whole body

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It Is So Cold That ...

Politicians have to keep their hands in their own pockets...

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It's So Cold That...

I saw a teenager with his pants pulled up!

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It's so cold that ...

even the witch is wearing a bra.

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Alan - Android Auto, DriveLuxe 51LMT-S, DriveLuxe 50LMTHD, Nuvi 3597LMTHD, Oregon 550T, Nuvi 855, Nuvi 755T, Lowrance Endura Sierra, Bosch Nyon

The Ben & Jerry's employees

Are going into the ice cream freezers to warm up...

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I am going back to Florida

I am going back to Florida to get warmer

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Ginpi

It was so cold this morning

It was so cold this morning that I saw a rooster with a capon!

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florida???

Ginpi wrote:

I am going back to Florida to get warmer

Try Alaska. It's 50+ degrees warmer in Anchorage than Minneapolis.

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It's so cold that...

This ex-midwesterner, south Floridian caught a cold when the cold front came through.

Ok, so I guess it wasn't that funny for me either wink

It's so cold that

The prison authorities have agreed to let Rod Blagejovich grow his hair back again.

Cold

I looked at my brass monkey on the porch. His cajones were gone. They froze off.

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It is so cold

It is so cold that even squirrels don`t know where they nuts are !

Can't wait

I can't wait until I can move all these brass monkeys back outside

Extra shirt

It's so cold that I had to wear a flannel shirt over my tee shirt. (Didn't button it though.) razz

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Even Jill is complaining!

It is so cold that:

-Jill is complaining that if I don't turn the heat up in the car she is going to stop "recalculating." For that matter it's too cold to argue with Jill.

-The compass disk on the eTrex30 has frozen in place.

-Took the Nuvi out for a spin just to charge its batteries. The 1450 insisted I change to an AWD screen vehicle ... equipped w/snow tires no less!

-Our southern cousins are claiming that their units have crashed w/this message; "either our location readings are wrong or the weather is wrong ...which is it?"

-It is so cold that most of Google Earth's Street Views are showing ice & snow. No wait that's the Weather Channel. Google Earth just needs a new filter to clear atmospheric ice crystals at elevation.

-Who will be the first city to report that the lenses on their stop light & speed cameras have frozen up so they are now useless?

It Is So Cold That ... I saw

It Is So Cold That ...

I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.

Cows are giving ice cream instead of milk.

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So Cold

Mayor Rahm & Gov Quinn had their hands in their own pockets.

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It's so cold

that my dog is stuck to the fire hydrant with his leg in the air.

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Cold

It's so cold my dog won't go outside!

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Dudlee

25 degrees C here today

Might go for a swim tomorrow, Got sunburn last week while water-skiing. I feel a little sorry for you guys. The ski slopes will be looking good. It'll be nice again in 6 months.

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Today is a gift, that's why they call it the present...

Hmm

If I may, I'd like to be the first to tell you to sod off! grin

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Good answer, I deserve it

Juggernaut wrote:

If I may, I'd like to be the first to tell you to sod off! grin

Good answer, I deserve it.

Our turn is coming. Every time you get a bad winter ours goes along similar lines. So I think we will get lots of snow this winter.

Take care thinking of you

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San Jose

I wished I took that job opportunity in San Jose many moons ago!

It is so cold...

my beer is freezing (I keep it in the garage in the winter).

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it's so cold that....

ice cubes are3 wearing jackets

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just

ShenanigansNZ wrote:

Might go for a swim tomorrow, Got sunburn last week while water-skiing. I feel a little sorry for you guys. The ski slopes will be looking good. It'll be nice again in 6 months.

wait six months, the shoe will be on the other foot.

Please...

ShenanigansNZ wrote:

Might go for a swim tomorrow, Got sunburn last week while water-skiing. I feel a little sorry for you guys. The ski slopes will be looking good. It'll be nice again in 6 months.

No freezing rain on our parade...

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Spent a week in fl and was

Spent a week in fl and was cold enough to decide to come back north and now there's snow in my yard

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Words Froze In Midair..!!

It's so cold that when I went outside to speak to my neighbor, my words froze in midair! surprised

Nuvi1300WTGPS

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I'm not really lost.... just temporarily misplaced!

it's so cold...

It's so cold that when I power up my Nuvi, the screen shows nothing but snow! Or maybe the screen is just broken...

Cold

That's why I live in Arizona, supposed to be 80° by Thursday..

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Legs

It is so cold..

..that the ice cream cone I got today actually got harder when I walked outside.

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Cold?

Being an old fart, I spend the summers up north and the winters not too far from Puerto Vallarta in Mexico.

For me cold now is anything below 68 degrees!

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Cold

Froze my water pipes at the well in Waynesboro, TN Never seen the temp below zero in over ten years.

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My dog went out for a pee

My dog went out for a pee this morning, he's still stuck to the fire hydrant.

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All the worlds indeed a stage and we are merely players. Rush

ANYTHING BELOW

75 is cold for me.

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It's so cold that my thermometer couldn't make it in today.

It's so cold....

that Barnes and Noble did move the Global warming books over to Science Fiction section....

It's so Cold, that I no longer have problem with my GPS mount sticking to windshield...frozen like tongue to flagpole.

It's so Cold, my GPS will only route to Key West Fla.

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Now that's funny!

phranc wrote:

I saw a teenager with his pants pulled up!

Now that's cold!

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snow Florida---YES--YES

I would rather mow grass than shovel snow

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It was so colld

In Birmingham, Ala., a Chick-Fil-A store began cooking hundreds of chicken sandwiches and handing them out for free to stranded motorists along the highway. Anyone who needed a warm place to sleep was invited to do so at Chick-Fil-A for as long as needed. The next morning, workers prepared fresh chicken biscuits — which, again, they distributed free

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+1.

spokybob wrote:

In Birmingham, Ala., a Chick-Fil-A store began cooking hundreds of chicken sandwiches and handing them out for free to stranded motorists along the highway. Anyone who needed a warm place to sleep was invited to do so at Chick-Fil-A for as long as needed. The next morning, workers prepared fresh chicken biscuits — which, again, they distributed free

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me, too

Dudlee wrote:

It's so cold my dog won't go outside!

I am having the same problem.

Canadians have finally

Canadians have finally swapped their shorts for trousers.

Me too..

bsp131 wrote:
Dudlee wrote:

It's so cold my dog won't go outside!

I am having the same problem.

I am also having the same problem, And I dont even own a dog!!!!

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And now the situation can become serious:

Ice roof damming, caused be repeated snow melting then refreezing on roofs can produce serious water infusion into roof, attics, and then ultimately home interiors. In addition to shingle damage, when water starts entering homes this way, particularly within exterior walls, mold can develop with consequent health problems. Roof ice damming might look picturesque to photographers, however something dreaded here in the northeast. Here's hoping for a serious thaw which is the only known solution (short of installing a warming coil to prevent the problem in following years).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_dam_%28roof%29#Methods_of_...

It's so cold that...

I had to put on pants instead of shorts.

Roof dams and icicles

350Zee wrote:

Ice roof damming, caused be repeated snow melting then refreezing....

When we first bought our house, we had the occasional dams and icicles when conditions were right. They are both caused by the same issue. I installed heater cables, which helped but did not completely eliminate the problem. Heater cables treat the symptoms, not the cause.

Adding more attic insulation and increasing the attic vents cured the issue for us. Haven't had an icicle or dam since. An added benefit is that the house is also cooler in summer and the A/C runs less.

so cold

Dudlee wrote:

It's so cold my dog won't go outside!

mine too

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