Nominate JM to be a COW

 

After all the really good stuff JM does for us that we know about and all the other stuff JM does for the whole lot of us,I think we should

CREATE A PETITION FOR JM TO BE A COW

He should be adorned with many COW bells!

He should have his favoritetender turf brought in for his grasing pleasure! (At least for a week!)

He should be allowed to MOO and CREATE as much methane as possible for a week (even if it should make the rest of us weak in the knees) razz

So let's all sign the petition for JM to be a COW.

How about it fellow factory collegues? Just step right up and sign this here pettion. They can't ignore all of us!

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Never argue with a pig. It makes you look foolish and it anoys the hell out of the pig!