Factory Joke Thread – August 2020

 

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In A Hurry

In A Hurry A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/vacationjokes.html

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johnm405 660 & MSS&T

Funny

Thanks for sharing.

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Thats

Painful!

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Never argue with a pig. It makes you look foolish and it anoys the hell out of the pig!

Wait...what?

Two men are playing golf, and there are two ladies playing in front of them.

The ladies are taking forever...really playing slow. The men are getting impatient.

After about three holes of this, one guy says, “This is ridiculous”. “Get in the cart and go tell them to let us play through!”

So the other guy takes off in the cart.

About halfway to the next hole, he stops, turns the cart around and comes back.

“Hey”, he says. “This is embarrassing but that’s my wife and my girlfriend playing together. “I can’t get near them. You go.”

So the other guy jumps in the cart and heads off.

A minute later he comes back. He doesn’t say anything...just walks over to the tee box.

The first guy says, “Well? Did you talk to them?”

And the second guy says, “Uh...small world!”

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

funny one

thanks for the laugh

Wrong Side of the Bed

Sister Judy woke up one morning feeling great. She got out of bed and decided to go to the kitchen for some breakfast.

On her way over there, she ran into sister Jane. “Hi, Sister Jane,” she greeted her.

“I see you got off on the wrong side of the bed, Sister,” Jane replied. Judy did not understand what Sister Jane meant by that, so she ignored it and went on her way.

She was passing by the garden when she ran into sister Roberta. “Good morning, Sister Roberta! I am having a great day.”

“I see you got off on the wrong side of the bed,” Sister Roberta replied mysteriously.

The nun was wondering why everybody she met kept saying that when she felt great, so she decided to go and see Mother Superior.

“Everybody keeps telling me that I got off on the wrong side of the bed, even though I feel great today,” Judy explained, troubled.

Mother Superior responded, ”That's because you have Brother John’s shoes on.

Good One!!!

Good One!!!

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